What's Grosser than Gross? Lunch...
I ordered dinner last night from a local pizza delivery joint. I ordered a taco pizza and a sausage and pepperoni pizza. Last night everything was fine. I had a couple of slices of the taco pizza, and put the rest of it away in the fridge. Today for lunch I decided to have some more. I took a couple of pieces out and microwaved them. I ate one piece, no problems, ate most of the second piece, still no problems. And then I took a bite and was chewing and thought, "this is one tough piece of onion". As I chewed I got to thinking, "this doesn't feel like onion, this feels like something else". I was hoping I wasn't right and I took it out of my mouth and put it on the plate. I reached for the lamp and turned in on to see that indeed I was right. What was on my plate, what I had bitten and chewed, was a used BANDAID. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH. How messed up was that? I then went out to see that one of the brand new tires that I had put on went flat. A fantastic couple of things to have happen today. I guess this is the kind of thing that blogging was made for. Here's a pic for those of you interested in chewed bandaids.
Comments
I'm grossed out about the band-aid, just reading about it. I shutter to think how I would have felt if I would have found it while I was eating. Eck!
Gary, that is beyond gross! Please (PLEASE!) tell me that you were wearing a band-aid yesterday and it's not somebody else's. And if so, did you call the pizza place???
It's really really gross in both cases.
Interesting that you should mention Janie's post. I believe Bizarre Foods with Anthony Zimmerman is filming a show here locally where he eats a new Band-aid pizza. I was ahead of the curve on this one.
Actually, I agree with the anti-gross-out feelings you have, but if something like this happens, you have to take the lemons and make lemonade...or lemon-aid :)
I wish there was a [This is disgusting] page, I'd headline that thing for a month.