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I ordered dinner last night from a local pizza delivery joint. I ordered a taco pizza and a sausage and pepperoni pizza. Last night everything was fine. I had a couple of slices of the taco pizza, and put the rest of it away in the fridge. Today for lunch I decided to have some more. I took a couple of pieces out and microwaved them. I ate one piece, no problems, ate most of the second piece, still no problems. And then I took a bite and was chewing and thought, "this is one tough piece of onion". As I chewed I got to thinking, "this doesn't feel like onion, this feels like something else". I was hoping I wasn't right and I took it out of my mouth and put it on the plate. I reached for the lamp and turned in on to see that indeed I was right. What was on my plate, what I had bitten and chewed, was a used BANDAID. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHH. How messed up was that? I then went out to see that one of the brand new tires that I had put on went flat. A fantastic couple of things to have happen today. I guess this is the kind of thing that blogging was made for. Here's a pic for those of you interested in chewed bandaids.
